A Final 100 Funny Facebook Pages to ‘Like’

This is my third and final list of 100 Facebook fan pages that I find funny (click on any page’s name and it will take you to that Facebook page)

 

1. That awkward moment when someone at NASA says “It’s not rocket science”

 

2. Naming your iPod “The Titanic” so it says “The Titanic is syncing.”

 

3. Those, “we shall never speak of this again…” moments

 

4. I’d run for my life if there’s a big fire at school. Not line up quietly.

 

5. Don’t let people push you around. Unless it’s in a wagon or something, because that could be fun.

 

6. if permanent marker was actually permanent, we’d all be screwed

 

7. “Baby On Board” Oh well I WAS going to ram your car but now I guess not…

 

8. The moment of doubt when walking through a metal dectector at the airport

 

9. “Lets all go clubbing!…” ” Yay, I Hate Seals!” “Wait… What?”

 

10. I knew jk meant just kidding. LOL jk I thought it meant joke.

 

 11. Don’t tease fat kids, they have enough on their plates

 

12. doing the “im thinking real hard face” when the teachers looks at you

 

13. Holding your cat in the air whilst singing songs from The Lion King

 

14. www.fa –> ahhh internet, you know me so well

 

15. that awkward moment when you dont know if you should hug someone or not

 

16. Awkwardly walking in the same direction after saying goodbye

 

17. Mom says “Alchohol is your enemy”… Jesus says “Love your enemy”

 

18. Deliberately avoiding eye contact with the teacher so they won’t pick you

 

19. oooooo text message, nope just my leg randomly vibrating?

 

20. Putting “le” in front of a word makes it french

 

21. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

22. ‘I got arrested in town the other day’ ‘Why?’ ‘Possession of guns’ *Flexes*

 

23. Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting you’re going to die.

 

24. Pulling out gum in school is like pulling out crack in a rehab center.

 

25. What is the point of a white crayon?

 

26. 6 million sperm and u were the fastest?….

 

27. Checking the fridge every ten minutes to see if any food magically appeared

 

28. Friends are like trees. They fall down if you hit them with an axe.

 

29. If you tailgate me, I will intentionally slow down to piss you off.

 

30. I don’t care if they taste the same, a certain colour M&M just tastes better!!

 

31. Trying to delete useless characters in a text to make it under 160

 

32. “There are lots of weirdos out there.” ” Mom, i know. They’re my friends”

 

33. Woah, Bob the Builder and Barack Obama have the same catchphrase!

 

34. paper beats rock? ok,i’ll throw a rock at u & u defend urseself with paper

 

35. When buying a fake ID the decision is between McLovin and Muhammad

 

36. I Want To Die Peacefully Like My Grandpa, Not Screaming Like His Passengers

 

37. Your the reason why i wake up in the morning… LOL jk its coz of my alarm

 

38. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

 

39. that awkward moment when you can’t tell if a persons a boy or a girl.

 

40. “Press any key to continue, where’s the any key?” – Homer Simpson

 

41. If it wasn’t for synonyms on Microsoft Word, my essays would be crap.

 

42. I’m so good at sleep, I can do it with my eyes closed

 

43. growing your beard during exams to seek extra wisdom

 

44. Accepting the terms and conditions because that’s the only way to continue

 

45. Pardon me, Sir Gangster? Your trousers are descending.

 

46. The awkwardness of Nigeria vs Germany and the scoreboard says Nig-Ger.

 

47. ok, either my fb chat has broken or your writing me an essay

 

48. Not smiling in photos because you’re a complete badass.

 

49. I did my homework , LOL jk Google did!

 

50. I have amnesia.. LOL jk I have amnesia

 

51. “It’s not illegal, just frowned upon like masterbating on an airplane.”

 

52. Ever Notice you Never See Me or Superman at the same time?

 

53. Today my friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him Dav.

 

54. Good Grades, Enough Sleep, or a Social Life… Pick any two.

 

55. Dumping your girlfriend via powerpoint presentation

 

56. Dumping your girlfriend via Hangman

 

57. Sitting in the cinema, comfy then BOOM. human giraffe sits in front of you

 

58. Math. The only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why

 

59. IM nO+ @ L1ttle TrYY|-|@rD l0L JK 1 Wr1t3 l1k3 th15

 

60. Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we’re not looking?

 

61. stop microwave with 1 second to go……………….. feel like a bomb defuser

 

62. Stop complaining about our generation… Your generation raised us.

 

63. doesanyoneknowwhatthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor???

 

64. How can I look it up in the dictionary if I don’t know how to spell it?!

 

65. The embarassing couple of seconds when automatic doors wont open for you

 

66. Why does the glue not stick to the bottle insidee ?

 

67. I wanted to send you something sexy but the mail man made me get out

 

68. Not knowing what to say when someone says “Im so fat”,and they actually are

 

69. “Yes Officer I did see the Speed Limit sign I just didn’t see YOU”

 

70. Who else thinks when the Monopoly Man was younger, he was the Pringles guy?

 

71. Realizing you borrowed the pen you’re sticking in your mouth

 

72. On a scale of 1 to Voldemort, how badly do you want revenge?

 

73. On a scale of 1 to Lord of The Rings, how much did you walk today?

 

74. writing somethin funny in google, then making out you searched there name

75. aint no mountain high enough to keep me from you babe, LOL jk u seen everest?

 

76. The awkward moment when you realise that Osama Bin Laden made 7 horcruxes

 

77. The awkward moment when Prince Will Realises Kate has a much hotter sister

 

78. The awkwardness of standing in an elevator with strangers.

 

79. Dear Osama, looks like I win, sincerely Where’s Wally

 

80. The awkward silence when Heidi from The Hills asks you if she looks good

 

81. Exploring Uranus

 

82. Stealthily locking your car door when you see someone sketchy

 

83. Spelling a word so bad that spell check cant even fix it

 

84. “I used the theasurus” “You signed your name as ‘Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani’”

 

85. I do something super good.. then i go and show someone, and i suck.

 

86. If tomatoes are fruit. Then isn’t ketchup technically a smoothie

 

87. Women’s Tennis: The Blind Man’s Free Porn

 

88. Osama Bin Laden – Coming soon to a beach near you.

 

89. Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle and drink that shit in public

 

90. Wearing your batman cape under your clothes just incase shit goes down.

 

91. Dumping your girlfriend via interperative dance.

 

92. Filling up $20.02 of petrol = winning, filling to $20.03 = rookie mistake

 

93. That mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your family uses.

 

94. Pretending to care about a teacher’s personal life, to waste time in class.

 

95.   The awkward moment when the anti-piracy ad assumes you wouldnt steal a car.

 

96. AS A CHILD I NEVER GOT MY PEN LICENCE, THUS BEGAN MY CRIMINAL CAREER

 

97. I went outside once…The graphics were alright, but the gameplay sucked.

 

98. Where’s Kanye when my parents are giving me a long ass speech?

 

99. I’m Nice To The Weird Kid, So He Will Spare My Life When He Snaps

 

and finally, number 100. i once had a life … then some idiot came and told me to make a face book

 

Thanks for reading my third and final list of 100 funny Facebook like pages.

 

My first list of 100 Funny Facebook Pages to ‘Like’ can be found here: http://somerandomstuff1.wordpress.com/2010/05/03/100-funny-facebook-pages-to-like/

 

My Second list of 100 funny Facebook pages can be found here: http://somerandomstuff1.wordpress.com/2010/12/14/another-100-funny-facebook-like-pages/

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