These are 100 Facebook fan pages that I find funny (click on any page’s name and it will take you to that Facebook page)
1. Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
2. A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
3. Sex scene on tv + Parents in same room = Awkward atmosphere
5. “Let’s eat Grandma” or “Let’s eat, Grandma”- Punctuation saves lives.
6. I Didn’t Trip, I Was Testing Gravity. It Still Works.
7. Get real. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.
8. HOT SURFACE, DO NOT TOUCH! “Hmmmm, I wonder how hot is hot………..AHHH!!
9. The hilarity of changing the word ‘wand’ to ‘willy’ in Harry Potter quotes
10. Joey:THATS HOW MUCH OUR PHONE BILL COSTS?!? Chandler: That’s the phone NUMBER
11. Puberty is going to hit Justin Bieber harder than Chris Brown hit Rhianna
12. “rangas aren’t a race jonah” “but sir, they’re everywhere”
13. Seeing Japanese Tourists Taking Photos of the Most Pointless Things
14. HATING the kids who circled Wally in all the Where’s Wally Books at school!
15. The guy who discovered milk….What was he doing with that cow?
16. that silent pause when a tourist asks you what there is to see in Adelaide
17. Yelling “Run Forrest Run!” when you see someone running
18. OREOS: First you twist it, then you… oh, it broke. :/
19. “Status was posted Today at 9:15pm”…ITS ONLY 11AM, How is that possible?
20. Going to MacDonalds for a salad roll is like going to a brothel for a hug.
21. When DRUNK, My phone should say, “Are you sure you want to call this person?”
22. That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you
23. Microsoft Word Will Never Understand That My Name is NOT a Spelling Mistake
24. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.
25. When. I. Read. Stuff. Like. This. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Takes. Pauses.
26. Is ..3x-7y+(1/2) b.. really gonna help me in life?
27. theres always that one person who always catches you doing something weird
28. ”2010, new year, new me..” yeah yeah thats what u said in ’09 ’08 ’07 ’06
29. Making your font type bigger so it looks like you’ve written more
30. “That girl has such a pretty voice!” – “Mom, that’s Justin Bieber.”
31. Quickly trying to read what Bart writes on the blackboard before it goes.
32. Errr Excuse me? I bought a packet of CRISPS, not half a bag of air.
33. Hey McDonalds, may i have some coke with my ice?!
34. Dear Mr. Monopoly and Mr. Pringles, you have such epic moustaches.
35. “Go 2 your room” “Oh the place with my iPod, Cell, Laptop, and Tv? Ok.”
36. I’m pretty sure you’re not a car. Get an actual photo for your profile
37. I Have Always Wanted to Get in a Cab and Say.”FOLLOW THAT CAR!!”
38. I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!
39. Realizing you borrowed the pen you’re sticking in your mouth
40. p30pl3 VVh0 r1t3 l1k3 d1$. Go die
41. Watching the bouncing DVD logo and waiting for it to hit a corner
42. Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you’re a pirate
43. On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin how good was my hiding spot??
44. Liking your own status is like high-fiving yourself.
45. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company
46. COD, Keeping teenage pregnancy down since 2003.
47. When Ash from Pokemon turns his hat around, you know shits about to go down
48. it’s ok pluto, im not a planet either.
49. It Looks Like 18 Holes Weren’t Enough Tiger!
50. I hate it when you’re with MC Hammer and he doesn’t let you touch anything.
51. Poor Justin Bieber everyone picks on her
52. Truth hurts… but not as much as getting fingered by Edward Scissorhands
53. New Moon: The story of a girls choice between Beastiality and Necrophilia
54. Dear liver, you’re one hell of a trooper. Thanks again man
55. I wish music played during epic moments in my life and not just in movies
56. Getting paranoid when I notice patterns on multiple choice tests
57. Saving a file as “dyjjyggffj”, because I’m too lazy to write a proper name
58. “umm can i have a coke?” “is pepsi ok?” “I dont know is monopoly money ok?”
59. English teachers put more thought into a novel than the actual author did..
60. Can Chuck Norris get more fans than there are people on earth?
61. Chuck Norris is very good protein for Bear Grylls
62. Peter griffin doesn’t look so stupid now with his volcano insurance!
63. “Whens the baby due??”….”im not pregnant”…”oh”.
64. My name is_____ and I can never find a key chain with my name on it
65. in kindergarten we called it cooties, in high school we call it STDs
66. Whenever You feel Worthless, Remember, You Were Once The Quickest Sperm
67. I wouldn’t steal a car but i’d download one if i could.
68. They’re not “Suggested Friends,” they’re people I’m intentionally avoiding.
69. Procrastinators UNITE… … tomorrow
70. 1… 2… 3… Smile! *smiling for ages* ……. Oh, it’s on video
71. I accidentally typed instead of and now it’s awkward.
72. I check behind the shower curtain for murderers when i go into the bathroom
73. When my bowling ball is rolling I try to use the force to direct it!
74. Terrorists have two eyes, Pandas have two eyes. Coincidence? I think not.
75. Hi, im Osama Bin Laden , and Windows 7 was my idea.
76. I Hate When One String of My Hoodie Becomes Longer Than the Other.
77. If you tailgate me, I will intentionally slow down to piss you off.
78. “How much is an Eminem?” “50 Cent” “What? That’s Ludacris!”
79. Waving to the security cameras when you enter a store
80. I was blown away when I found out Edward Cullen backwards spells GAY!
81. Of Course I Flinched! You Almost Punched Me In The Face!!!
82. Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
83. So much for the “Neverending Story” never ending.
84. A lot of sh*t is going to happen when pigs learn to fly.
85. Instead of saying, “When Pigs Fly” say, “When Justin Beiber Hits Puberty”
86. Thinking “mail order” when you see an old man with a young asian girl.
87. Dear customers, don’t say my name, you don’t know me and it’s kinda creepy.
88. Singing the song that never ends just to get on your siblings nerves
89. Large Hadron Collider at Cern, Send back our Socks!
90. If “windows 7 was your idea” Why Is Bill Gates the richest man alive???????
91. That awkward moment when you beat Roger Federer in tennis
92. The Gaga Law (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance
93. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!” “Dude, we have to do this
94. i find it awkward to eat a banana in public…
95. I Was Amazed When I saw “ipod!” Is The Same Upside Down!
96. “Do u ride kangaroos in Australia?”"No, do u ride fat people in America”
97. The Awkward Moment When Someone Says “Hi” And You Say “Good”
98. Yelling people’s names and then pretending it wasn’t you
99. Meal, £15, Hotel Room, £50, When she tells you its her period, PRICELESS!
And finally number 100. I Need To Stop Becoming A Fan For Every Fan Page That Relates To Me.
Thanks for reading my first list of 100 funny Facebook like pages
My Second list of 100 funny Facebook pages can be found here: http://somerandomstuff1.wordpress.com/2010/12/14/another-100-funny-facebook-like-pages/
My third and final list of 100 funny Facebook pages can be found here: http://somerandomstuff1.wordpress.com/2011/07/13/a-final-100-funny-facebook-pages-to-%e2%80%98like%e2%80%99/